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crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

knightscrest:

if u have a crush on me i have one question: what made u lower ur standards so much

nickiminajvevo:

when ur trying to tell someone something but they keep cutting u off

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crystalmikii:

rejectnormality:

urbanoutcasters:

thewastedgeneration:

Oh, man. They’re advertising their glasses for men the way anything ever is advertised for women. I’m not sure whether to be aroused, annoyed, or pleased.

aroused, definitely.

annoyed, definitely.

pleased, definitely. 

god bless

i suddenly want glasses

academically:

don’t forget to like my statuses, reblog my selfies, rate comment and subscribe, clean my room, do my homework, pay my bills, 

meowrailsprite:

animatedcatastrophe:

I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY 

PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF 

hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself

tvspecial:

every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.

asktheundeadroyals:

15 seconds of all the songs I could find that sync with this gif

nerdjpg:

nerdjpg:

whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?

B)