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What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quaterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac do you think you're doing not following me.

Before you walk away
There’s one more thing I want to say
Our brains are sick, but that’s okay

listoflifehacks:

scoutblu:

starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

listoflifehacks:

scoutblu:

starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

diancie:

pradaurl:

beyoncé is gonna eat nicki minaj’s bootyass on stage

diancie:

pradaurl:

beyoncé is gonna eat nicki minaj’s bootyass on stage

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fileformat:

sometimes all u can say is “yikes” and just move tf on lol

cartel:

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

magoberry:

FUCK nintendo (opens my wallet) i CANNOT believe they’re selling this shit (pulls out $150) an entirely new fucking console that’s exactly like the old one (gives money to cashier) all it is is a new fucking button the 3ds doesnt have (goes home with my new 3ds ll) this is fucking bullshit god damn it (buys and plays all the games that come out for it) fuck nintendo

gutcolour:

something being a social construct doesn’t mean it doesn’t impact the lives, identities and well-being of people who live within its framework

r0ditis:

*casually asks crush when their birthday is so I can figure out their birth chart and see how to attract them and whether or not we’re compatible*

svvords:

i dont trust people who can look good with messy hair